Partied way too hard last night

Won't drink again till birthday #2. I'm serious, not like that time on St. Patty's Day.

Hey dudes I'm 1 year old today!

Now THIS is what a birthday boy looks like! Happy 1 year to me!

Check my newly mastered skateboarding skills

I don't know how I feel about Brooklyn summers...

Most days I've been feeling like this. Sorry my blogs have been few & far between, now that I've installed an A/C unit in my collar I should be much more inspired...

The most epic slumber party of the summer

Pretty cute if you ask me!

Don't call me trashy!

Just call me DJ Dirty

Last night was my DJ debut at the Consignment MAY-HEM party - vinyl only, of course. We raged until the sun came up.

What's really on my mind

I'm thinking about............something.

Chip Hypnosis

More tender memories from my biker youth

At the end of the day, I just want someone to hold me.

My good looks are truly contagious.

Cardboard, beware!

If you are a cardboard box, you best not be crossing my path. I will tear, rip, and destroy until you are rendered completely useless! Just TRY to re-use this box, I dare you.



And then, I rest.

Who needs friends when you have Rick Owens shoes?

To maintain my lifestyle image, I exclusively hang out with Rick Owens wedges. Not only do they provide an air of sophistication and prestige, but they literally come with an "air" of my favorite scent - leather.

I just can't get enough!!!

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm over it.

Fitness tips from yours truly

I wasn't just born with this perfect body, you know. Yoga, my friends.

Just call me Signor Voff Voff

I get "hello's" from all over the globe. Don't believe me? Well just ask my sultry girlfriends at Vixen Magazine. I can't quite translate Norwegian into dogspeak, but I'm pretty sure they're just reiterating my dapper looks (there's something about Zoolander in there), and my sophisticated taste (check the Dries and Margiela references). Ladies - don't be shy. Let me know how you really feel!

Look, I'm FAMOUS

Well we all knew that I was a celebrity from birth, but the reaffirmation is always nice. My girl Jen (who writes the blog Gnarlitude) posted this shout out to yours truly on the Urban Outfitters blog a couple of days ago. I'm really feeling the stardom, guys. Can you feel it too?

Nostalgic Thursday...

I got really INTO the new Helmut Lang delivery

In fact I couldn't get enough. Sorry guys, but I'm taking ALL OF THIS!

It's just one of those days

Where I do my best thinking...

Leave me alone - I'm having a "moment"

I am not a fashion accessory.

To my homedoggies Maurizio & Morgan at MA+

Thank you for making me your official fit model. I take the position with honor, integrity, and glamour, and shall wear my MA+ collar with the deepest of pride. Love, life, and leather.

Love note #1

Some like to think outside of the box

I prefer to dream outside of the bed.

Thoughts on the weather

Everyone keeps complaining about the sudden bout of arctic winds in NY, but I'm just happy that its not snowing again. The redfoot look got real old real quick...