Some like to think outside of the box

I prefer to dream outside of the bed.

Thoughts on the weather

Everyone keeps complaining about the sudden bout of arctic winds in NY, but I'm just happy that its not snowing again. The redfoot look got real old real quick...

Sharpening my talents

Social obligations

A strong jawline truly defines one's character

My Sunday brunch look

Just rolled out of bed, still had my outfit on from last night's party and no time to change!

When I was a wee lad...

I may have been little, but my ears were advanced, and so was my taste...

On the outside I feigned young naivety & vulnerability...

But the whole time I was dreaming of luxury.

Nobody's paying attention to me today

So I've decided to resort to extreme measures.
Now someone get me down from this shelf please!!

This pounding hangover has given me clarity

Just because it was St Patrick's day, doesn't mean that I should ever EVER drink green alcohol. No way, never.

Today felt like springtime

Today it is SO nice outside that I decided to wear my pirate-pride bandana.

I made sure to keep watch on the street so that all rival pirates knew to stay away, and that all fly ladies were welcome to come in and visit

Then I got distracted by the beautiful ikat woven (NOT printed!) Dries Van Noten dress, and couldn't take my eyes off of it - you could say that I was hypnotized

I was so entranced that I even dozed off looking at it - I dreamed of Paris runway shows and African textiles reinterpreted by Belgians.

Hi, I'm DIRT

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